I have never in my life felt so sleepy... its as though everything around me is floating... and every move i make is like i'm in a dream... i'm grinning from end to end with my eyes shrunk to almost just a slit, as and when anyone walks through my door...
Ever since i stepped into my office i've had everyone ask me if i'm alright! Maybe i look a li'l goofy at the moment... but i swear i'm in my senses!! I lie i'm not swearing!! :P
I have gotten high in my life once.. and i know what it feels like.. but this is worse..
I'm very much aware of everything happening around me.. but i'm so sleepy i feel way too lazy to move even the tiniest muscle in my body! I just dont understand why though :(
Damn! I just happened to look at myself in the mirror a while ago.. and man wat a disaster!!
No wonder people have been testing my alertness (or the lack of it) in so many ways..
Look at me.. bloodshot eyes... pale face... and a white dress to make it even paler... and a half grin that people who dont know me might even mistake for a stylish attitude smile (the how u doin' types) :P
My god!! I so badly wish i were home... lying between the sheets... on a cozy pillow... dozing away happily... hmmmmm.... this is how i would define pure BLISS!!! :)
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Job hunt :D
I wish i were a cricketer... or a painter... a writer.. or a dancer... or better than all this... a movie critic or a book critic.. these are without a doubt the best jobs on earth man! These guys actually get paid to do what they love! Seriously, they're the luckiest people alive!! I mean.. look at these people.. They get paid real hefty packages for doing what they enjoy doing the most.. Unlike any of us, who have a job to go to everyday.. and on time! And damn it's so exhausting to do something you don't enjoy for 5 whole days in a week!! Especially when you have a boss who doesn't have a life outside the office!! :-/ Believe me!! It's terribly depressing!
I just wish i were one of the lucky ones who could do something better than anybody else and enjoy it AND get paid real good for doing that! Ha! If only such wishes could come true...
I mean... imagine.. getting paid to get up as late as you want.. watch a movie and tell people if it was awesome or awful.. or read a book and suggest the ever increasing bibliophilic public to read it or trash it! Coming to think of it... There are many such cool jobs which may or may not exist right now, but which i wud love to do anyday! :D
Like... a shopping critic.. food critic.. perfume critic.. or oooohh.. a blog critic! ;)
Or... i could also be a costume advisor.. or a love message delivery person.. i would sneak into your gf/bf's house without their parents' knowledge and deliver ur msg personally.. can deliver to ex-bfs/gfs too.. hehehehe.. Or.. a friend tracker.. if you tell me you want to meet some dear old friend you've not been in touch with for years, i would track them down and put them on your radar again! :)
Anyway i could make up a million jobs like these... And although i'm not sure if my interest in these "jobs" would last forever, if any of you do come across any such interesting openings.. well, you know how to find me! :D
I just wish i were one of the lucky ones who could do something better than anybody else and enjoy it AND get paid real good for doing that! Ha! If only such wishes could come true...
I mean... imagine.. getting paid to get up as late as you want.. watch a movie and tell people if it was awesome or awful.. or read a book and suggest the ever increasing bibliophilic public to read it or trash it! Coming to think of it... There are many such cool jobs which may or may not exist right now, but which i wud love to do anyday! :D
Like... a shopping critic.. food critic.. perfume critic.. or oooohh.. a blog critic! ;)
Or... i could also be a costume advisor.. or a love message delivery person.. i would sneak into your gf/bf's house without their parents' knowledge and deliver ur msg personally.. can deliver to ex-bfs/gfs too.. hehehehe.. Or.. a friend tracker.. if you tell me you want to meet some dear old friend you've not been in touch with for years, i would track them down and put them on your radar again! :)
Anyway i could make up a million jobs like these... And although i'm not sure if my interest in these "jobs" would last forever, if any of you do come across any such interesting openings.. well, you know how to find me! :D
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Speak in ENGLISH!!
I find it highly annoying when people pronounce words wrong... or use the wrong word at the wrong place in a sentence.. in English! I mean... my mother tongue is Tamil... i dont feel that same obsession to correct people even when they shred the language into the tiniest of pieces in the process of attempting to form a single meaningful sentence! But i just cant stop myself when the same thing happens in English.. Its not like i dont like Tamil... i LOVE Tamil as much as i like English! But I dont know why i dont get that offended when people talk in broken Tamil.. Maybe its because i'm so happy about the fact that people are interested in learning my regional language that i'm not that bothered about the small mistakes they make in the process. ;)
Basically, English is a beautiful language, if spoken right that is. But it can easily become a dangerous torture weapon when one is made to digest hearing someone confidently say "i cant able to" or "i told to him" or "he catched" or this is the best... "i goed" (apparently the new past tense of go)... Seriously, when i hear all this i feel as though a lizard is crawling its way up my skin... Yhew!! (For people who know me, you know how much i enjoy the company of lizards!)
Now i'm not saying that all people SHOULD talk perfect English... but atleast you can try and NOT screw up the language in every possible way! I totally understand that not many people are fond of the language or the teacher who taught them English... But atleast when someone tells you that you're not saying it right, one could learn from one's mistakes right? Is that too much to ask?? I don't think so. All that said, i myself am in a place where i get to hear the worst of English anybody can ever hear!! Oh, the arabs.. the filipinos.. the beauty they add to English! Priceless!! :-/ I'm simply amazed by how i have endured this torture for 3 whole years now.. I guess that's what age does to people :P
Nevertheless i'm still not able to suppress the involuntary urge to correct people when they speak incorrect English... Only now i have limited my service to just my friends and nobody else! Some day i know i'll be in a place where everybody speaks perfect English and that day i'll give a quite smile of satisfaction. Till then, all I have is a huge list of people who find this correcting habit of mine extremely irritating and i'll just continue tormenting them for now! :D
Basically, English is a beautiful language, if spoken right that is. But it can easily become a dangerous torture weapon when one is made to digest hearing someone confidently say "i cant able to" or "i told to him" or "he catched" or this is the best... "i goed" (apparently the new past tense of go)... Seriously, when i hear all this i feel as though a lizard is crawling its way up my skin... Yhew!! (For people who know me, you know how much i enjoy the company of lizards!)
Now i'm not saying that all people SHOULD talk perfect English... but atleast you can try and NOT screw up the language in every possible way! I totally understand that not many people are fond of the language or the teacher who taught them English... But atleast when someone tells you that you're not saying it right, one could learn from one's mistakes right? Is that too much to ask?? I don't think so. All that said, i myself am in a place where i get to hear the worst of English anybody can ever hear!! Oh, the arabs.. the filipinos.. the beauty they add to English! Priceless!! :-/ I'm simply amazed by how i have endured this torture for 3 whole years now.. I guess that's what age does to people :P
Nevertheless i'm still not able to suppress the involuntary urge to correct people when they speak incorrect English... Only now i have limited my service to just my friends and nobody else! Some day i know i'll be in a place where everybody speaks perfect English and that day i'll give a quite smile of satisfaction. Till then, all I have is a huge list of people who find this correcting habit of mine extremely irritating and i'll just continue tormenting them for now! :D
Friday, September 12, 2008
My first cruise experience!
We (my boyfriend, E and I) had just 7 days in our hands! And a million things we wanted to do!! Visit the local museum, shop in the ever increasing number of malls, take a romantic stroll down the beach or a park, dine out in a luxurious restaurant, go on a thrilling desert safari, etc., etc. The list basically didn’t have an end at all!
Anyway we attacked one item on the list at a time. First thing, we booked a table in this “luxury” cruise boat through a travel agent who said that the next day evening, a car would pick us up, drive us to our boarding point and drop us back home after the dinner. By this time, I was so delighted with her courteousness (little did I know then that the package covered the drive too) that I started to book a desert safari trip too through her. But unfortunately for us, it was the holy month of Ramadan… during which the much awaited part of the desert safari (read belly dance) was not allowed. So we decided it was a waste of time and proceeded to the next items on our list. ;)
We went to all the shopping malls that we could humanely go to in the 5 days! We spent half a day at the dubai museum, which was the only slightly boring part of the whole 7-day plan! :P Coming back, finally, the day for our romantic “luxury” dinner date arrived! And as the dinner was only in the evening, we went shopping in the afternoon with my friend, Y. Before evening all three of us were tired, sleepy and most of all, hungry as hell, not only because we wandered like crazy dogs, but also mainly because of the Ramadan factor!
The Ramadan factor is this state of mind when you’re extremely hungry, thirsty, sleepy and tired, but you cannot drink a drop of water or have a tiny bite of anything ONLY because it is the wrong time of the year to have these basic desires! In the month of Ramadan, regardless of one’s nationality, religion or sex, one is not supposed to eat or drink in public. It is against the law!! :O
Now, I’m not getting religious or anything. But coming from a country where we celebrate Eid, Christmas or Diwali all the same, this was quite a shock to me. I mean... I was NEVER asked by any of my muslim friends Not to eat or drink in front of them just because they were fasting! It is one thing that out of basic courtesy and good manners, many of us try not to eat or drink anything in front of our muslim friends. But it is a totally different issue that we were being forced to fast with our beloved Middle Eastern muslim friends here :-/
Anyway, coming back to my story, we were seriously hungry, but had no place to sit and eat. So we waited till it was time for them to break their fast and then rushed to the food court to take hold of as many sandwiches and fried chickens as possible!(no, they were not serving free food, its just that the food court gets crowded real fast during Ramadan!!) Then we rushed back home to finish our late lunch and get ready for our super special dinner date! :)
Sometime later, I got a call from that sweet spoken agent saying that the car will arrive outside my door by 7pm. So this left me with ample time to get ready, change clothes and make myself presentable! :) Suddenly E and I decided to take Y along too. So we booked dinner for three, got ready real slow (actually this part was totally by me!! :D) and still managed to be ready to leave by 7pm. Sadly, the car hadn’t arrived. We waited for a full fifteen minutes before I called them again. And then they said that the car was on its way and it should be outside my door any minute.
After waiting for a painful 30 odd minutes, the car arrived by 7.45pm. Needless to say, we were super late and after a thrilling ride for around 20 minutes, we reached the boarding point. By then the cruise boat had already left without us! :( Then the incharge of the boats got us into a speed boat and informed us that since the cruise boat had left just a few minutes ago, we could still board the boat somewhere midway. So with hope in or hearts and dreams in our eyes (or is it the other way around??) we jumped into the speed boat. :P
After a shaky and bumpy, almost-fast, i repeat, almost fast 5 minute ride on the speed boat, we spotted the cruise boat and the speed boat captain(??) stopped right next to the cruise boat so that we could board the latter (I’m tired of typing b-o-a-t).
Now, let me explain the dimensions involved here. The cruise boat was like some 5-6 meters high and the speed boat was just a little less than 1 meter tall. So the cruise captain dropped a wooden staircase for us to climb from the speed boat. This wooden staircase, strong as it was, landed with its first tread (step) exactly just above my nose!
How the hell am I supposed to climb on to the flight of stairs which starts almost nearly from my nose?? :((( Anyway, I didn’t have to worry about it much as E was the one who bravely climbed the stairs without falling or even flinching a bit for that matter! Hmmm… that’s something I hadn’t thought of until i typed it out here. ;) Then it was Y’s turn to climb and as she is just a little plump n chubbier than E, the speed boat captain and his helper struggled a little but eventually got her on to the stairs!
And they had succeeded too. Now, it was MY turn! :((( As I slowly staggered my way near the edge of the speed boat, it started oscillating!! Mummmmmmyyyyy!!! Trust me… I had never been that scared all my life!! For a minute there, I was so sure I was gonna die!! Either drowned or frightened to death! :(
The boat man told me it was because both of our weights were on one (the same) side of the boat, and he moved a little towards the center just to nullify my weight or whatever! I was way too scared to remember!! But then after a minute, it was E who lent me a hand from the stairs… this other helper guy thrust into E’s arms and thank God! That was when I snapped out of my momentary comatose!! PHEW!!! :)
And after all this adventure, we sat at our table just in time to savour all the “delicious” dishes served. Frankly, the food wasn’t that great. Or I was probably still not out of the panicky mood. Either way, after dinner, I felt a LOT better. We clicked away as many pictures as we could, some romantic ones to note (:P) And after it was all over, the driver came on time to drop us back home! :) Albeit the adventurous, shivery feeling, I had awesome fun that day!! Clearly the most memorable dinner ever!! :)))
Anyway we attacked one item on the list at a time. First thing, we booked a table in this “luxury” cruise boat through a travel agent who said that the next day evening, a car would pick us up, drive us to our boarding point and drop us back home after the dinner. By this time, I was so delighted with her courteousness (little did I know then that the package covered the drive too) that I started to book a desert safari trip too through her. But unfortunately for us, it was the holy month of Ramadan… during which the much awaited part of the desert safari (read belly dance) was not allowed. So we decided it was a waste of time and proceeded to the next items on our list. ;)
We went to all the shopping malls that we could humanely go to in the 5 days! We spent half a day at the dubai museum, which was the only slightly boring part of the whole 7-day plan! :P Coming back, finally, the day for our romantic “luxury” dinner date arrived! And as the dinner was only in the evening, we went shopping in the afternoon with my friend, Y. Before evening all three of us were tired, sleepy and most of all, hungry as hell, not only because we wandered like crazy dogs, but also mainly because of the Ramadan factor!
The Ramadan factor is this state of mind when you’re extremely hungry, thirsty, sleepy and tired, but you cannot drink a drop of water or have a tiny bite of anything ONLY because it is the wrong time of the year to have these basic desires! In the month of Ramadan, regardless of one’s nationality, religion or sex, one is not supposed to eat or drink in public. It is against the law!! :O
Now, I’m not getting religious or anything. But coming from a country where we celebrate Eid, Christmas or Diwali all the same, this was quite a shock to me. I mean... I was NEVER asked by any of my muslim friends Not to eat or drink in front of them just because they were fasting! It is one thing that out of basic courtesy and good manners, many of us try not to eat or drink anything in front of our muslim friends. But it is a totally different issue that we were being forced to fast with our beloved Middle Eastern muslim friends here :-/
Anyway, coming back to my story, we were seriously hungry, but had no place to sit and eat. So we waited till it was time for them to break their fast and then rushed to the food court to take hold of as many sandwiches and fried chickens as possible!(no, they were not serving free food, its just that the food court gets crowded real fast during Ramadan!!) Then we rushed back home to finish our late lunch and get ready for our super special dinner date! :)
Sometime later, I got a call from that sweet spoken agent saying that the car will arrive outside my door by 7pm. So this left me with ample time to get ready, change clothes and make myself presentable! :) Suddenly E and I decided to take Y along too. So we booked dinner for three, got ready real slow (actually this part was totally by me!! :D) and still managed to be ready to leave by 7pm. Sadly, the car hadn’t arrived. We waited for a full fifteen minutes before I called them again. And then they said that the car was on its way and it should be outside my door any minute.
After waiting for a painful 30 odd minutes, the car arrived by 7.45pm. Needless to say, we were super late and after a thrilling ride for around 20 minutes, we reached the boarding point. By then the cruise boat had already left without us! :( Then the incharge of the boats got us into a speed boat and informed us that since the cruise boat had left just a few minutes ago, we could still board the boat somewhere midway. So with hope in or hearts and dreams in our eyes (or is it the other way around??) we jumped into the speed boat. :P
After a shaky and bumpy, almost-fast, i repeat, almost fast 5 minute ride on the speed boat, we spotted the cruise boat and the speed boat captain(??) stopped right next to the cruise boat so that we could board the latter (I’m tired of typing b-o-a-t).
Now, let me explain the dimensions involved here. The cruise boat was like some 5-6 meters high and the speed boat was just a little less than 1 meter tall. So the cruise captain dropped a wooden staircase for us to climb from the speed boat. This wooden staircase, strong as it was, landed with its first tread (step) exactly just above my nose!
How the hell am I supposed to climb on to the flight of stairs which starts almost nearly from my nose?? :((( Anyway, I didn’t have to worry about it much as E was the one who bravely climbed the stairs without falling or even flinching a bit for that matter! Hmmm… that’s something I hadn’t thought of until i typed it out here. ;) Then it was Y’s turn to climb and as she is just a little plump n chubbier than E, the speed boat captain and his helper struggled a little but eventually got her on to the stairs!
And they had succeeded too. Now, it was MY turn! :((( As I slowly staggered my way near the edge of the speed boat, it started oscillating!! Mummmmmmyyyyy!!! Trust me… I had never been that scared all my life!! For a minute there, I was so sure I was gonna die!! Either drowned or frightened to death! :(
The boat man told me it was because both of our weights were on one (the same) side of the boat, and he moved a little towards the center just to nullify my weight or whatever! I was way too scared to remember!! But then after a minute, it was E who lent me a hand from the stairs… this other helper guy thrust into E’s arms and thank God! That was when I snapped out of my momentary comatose!! PHEW!!! :)
And after all this adventure, we sat at our table just in time to savour all the “delicious” dishes served. Frankly, the food wasn’t that great. Or I was probably still not out of the panicky mood. Either way, after dinner, I felt a LOT better. We clicked away as many pictures as we could, some romantic ones to note (:P) And after it was all over, the driver came on time to drop us back home! :) Albeit the adventurous, shivery feeling, I had awesome fun that day!! Clearly the most memorable dinner ever!! :)))
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